AISubs v3.7
- Don't do it! - Shut up!
Shut up!
There are four of us who have never done a job interview before.
We know it's going to be tough, but...
There's a funny question we get asked a lot on the internet.
Can you sell me this pen for 10,000 yen?
- Have you two done a job interview? - Yes, we have.
- Was there a funny question like that? - No, there wasn't.
- It was just like, "Why do you want to do it?" - Yeah, it was like that for me, too.
But if we were to come up with a new job one of these days...
Oh, here it is! Plan C!
- "One of these days, I'll get a job!" - It's starting to smell like it's going to end soon.
- We've done a lot of interviews like that, too. - So we thought we'd do it in advance.
The three of you in the front, and the three of you in the back...
- We want you to buy something expensive for us. - What?
- If it's just that... - We don't want you to buy something expensive, do we?
- Even if you tell us to... - But it's not like we want you to buy it for us...
- We want you to buy it for us. - We want you to buy it for us.
For example, we asked you to buy this pen for 10,000 yen...
But we had a lot of money at the time.
At that moment, we called out Shouhei Otani and said...
Shouhei Otani-san, you'll be gone in one minute.
If you say you have a pen or an autograph, we'll buy it for you for 10,000 yen.
- If we can create a situation like that, we'll be happy. - I see.
We've been using this idea for a long time, and we want you to feel good about it and spend a lot of money with it.
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'm happy about it.
If we had prepared something like this ourselves, it wouldn't have become an interview.
- Right. - An interview would be sudden.
So we asked you, Karaage-kun, to buy us something we don't really need.
- I see. - Something we don't really need?
- Something we don't need more than a pen? - Something we don't really need.
- I wonder what it is. - We just saw it.
- Can we eat it? - Yeah, we might be able to eat it.
- Yeah, it's kind of unexpected. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's weird, but... - Yeah, it's sudden.
- Then get out of here. - Wow!
- That's crazy! - What are you saying?
- Get out of here! - Then get out of here!
Companies like this don't do interviews!
Wow, you're getting really emotional.
How did you get so emotional?
This time, if we do it with just one item and three people do it,
we might end up doing it in different ways, so we decided to do it separately.
Please look at No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3.
- One! - Two! - Three!
- First of all, please look at No. 1. - Okay.
- Look! A balloon! - A balloon!
- A square balloon! - I don't want this!
- We don't want it! - At least we wanted a small rectangular one.
- This is hard. - Yeah, it's hard.
- What do you use a balloon for anyway? - Okay.
- Please look at No. 2. - Okay.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Well, well, well. - There's still room for improvement.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I know, right? It depends on the person. - It's okay if it's just a cigarette, right?
- It depends on the person, right? - But like I said, we all love each other.
- Oh, I see. - So we don't need a balloon.
- No. 3! - Please look at it.
- A piece of paper! - A piece of paper!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is hard! - There's a reason why it's hard.
- I know, right? - Even if you get yelled at by the interviewer...
- Then it's fine! - Then it's fine if you do something like this!
- I'm sure it'll take you two hours to prepare for the situation. - Yes.
- Can you do it in a week? - Yes!
- Even though it's an interview? - Can you do it in a week?
- Oh, yeah. In a week. - Think about it until a week later, okay?
- Yes! - Okay, let's do it!
- Yes, let's do it!
- Anyway, we've prepared a situation for you. - Yes!
- Let's do it three times this time. - Can we?
- Then... - We'll have you go over there.
- Over there? - Yes, over there.
- Oh, over there! - Oh, over there!
- I see! - I see!
- Then... - You'll go to Onmyoji's school.
- What?! - Onmyoji's school? - I haven't heard of it.
- Is it okay for you two to go there? - We're not going to borrow anyone's power anymore.
- Oh, that's good. - It's important.
- It's important for business.
- And I want you to act like you're selling fast food. - Oh, okay.
- Until then, we've prepared a few reasons why we don't want you to go. - I see.
- If you'll excuse us, we'll go in. - Yes!
- Now, writers. - Yes!
- We're going to sell you a certain item at a high price.
- If you want it, please buy it. - Yes!
- Please have the item you see sold at a high price!
- What was it?
- Ah, this is bad! This is bad! This is bad! - Oh, it's not working!
- Ah, this is bad! This is bad! This is bad! - The string...
- I have to do something! - It's like a candy shop, isn't it?
- But it's sealed inside, so it's okay! - Well, well, let's put it up...
- That was close!
- I'm scared! I'm scared if something bad happens!
- Ah, this is bad!
- The tag started to rip on its own!
- This is bad!
- Ah, I can't stand it!
- Eh? Ah! Ah! Ah! Wait!
- What!? - Ahh!
- No, no! - It's not good!
If only we had shields...
If only we could equip shields like this!
- Suppression sprouts! - If only we had shields!
- Shields! - Oh, not shields!
Not any shields!
- Something... ♪ - We should have shields!
- If only we had shields! - We should have shields!
- We don't need shields! - We don't need shields!
It can be anything, but it can't be anything!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Be careful!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a coincidence! It looks like it's a little bad now!
The worst thing is that it hurts!
I don't know if it hurts or not!
Help me!
Tetsuya, it doesn't hurt that much.
Oh really?
Is it okay if you do this in everyday life?
Can you do it like this?
Oh, oh no!
Oh no, oh no!
It's okay!
Why me!
I'm not buying it now!
It's okay, it's okay!
Are you buying it for yourself?
Are you buying it?
I'm buying it, I'm buying it!
I'm not buying it at all!
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Okay, thank you very much!
Yes, thank you very much!
Please give me three of them!
No, one!
No, no!
Oh, no!
I dropped it!
Please do it, do it, do it!
I'll open it up!
Write it with all your strength!
Write it properly!
Seal...
Seal is not enough!
Your seal...
Its strength will get stronger!
Oh no!
I'll buy it!
I'll definitely buy it!
Two more cards!
Nonsense...
I'm sure you'll buy it all.
Your seal...
It's going to be as long as just now, right?
If we can beat these two...
We win!
We did it!
We won!
We defeated them!
We won!
Wait a minute...
This kind of game...
It's not like that...
It's like...
They accept it, right?
To some extent...
Right now, it's like that, but...
It's a little...
I was a little surprised.
Well...
But it's still...
We spent 15,000 yen.
It's still...
Well, it's like...
It's cheap enough for us to be licked.
So...
Well, it's a little...
For the first question...
It's a little too powerful...
So, for the second question...
Abe's teacher, Meimei...
Oh!
No, it's not me!
You've fallen for it, haven't you?
I'm not me anymore!
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry for appearing suddenly...
It's a little different from me.
It's completely different...
It's not like
Master Meimei's level of shyness!
It's a little different from me!
It's changed!
It's a little different from me! It's a little different from me!
Please sell the following items at a high price!
Please raise your eyes!
Black!
Good evening!
Welcome to the 100,000 yen challenge in the dark!
100,000 yen challenge?
The leader, please hold this!
This is our studio.
There is a large shelf in front of you.
100,000 yen is stored in that shelf.
You can get that shelf in five minutes.
If you can find 100,000 yen, I'll give you that 100,000 yen.
I'd like to start in five minutes.
100,000 yen challenge in the dark!
Start!
It's dark!
Let's turn on the light!
You can't turn on the light!
And I have a match in my hand!
Match!
The lamp you have is a fire lamp.
I'll sell you one for 10,000 yen!
It's expensive!
What should I do?
I'll go home!
10,000 yen!
Thank you!
How do you turn it on?
You can buy another match for 10,000 yen!
Wait! Hey!
What is this?
Hey!
Let's see what's going on.
Buy me another one.
It's too early for you to decide.
Buy me another one.
Hold it for a while.
It's hot!
You endured it well.
One more!
Damn it.
It's dark, but you're used to it.
It's twisted.
It's coming out!
Come on!
It's coming out!
Isn't it too much?
Isn't it wet around here?
Oil is coming out!
It's thick!
It's oil!
What is it?
It's noisy!
What are you doing?
Let's look for it.
Isn't it too much?
It's dark.
It's a collector's lamp!
No!
It's not!
I'm sorry, but...
It's dangerous.
It's gone!
Hey! What are you doing?
It's no good.
I'm surprised.
What are you doing?
I'm looking for 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
You have 20 seconds left.
Is it your 100,000 yen?
I'm doing it officially.
What is it?
It's the first one!
Why is there a customer?
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4
3
4
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Time's up!
You won 20,000 yen in two matches!
Give me back my 100,000 yen.
Give me back my 500,000 yen.
By the way, did you really hide your 100,000 yen?
Of course I hid it.
Where is it?
There are three more misses.
I lost it.
What?
It was in the third place.
It's 100,000 yen.
You shouldn't play with money.
If you found it, you would have lost.
You won the game.
You saved money in two matches.
I think it's like this.
We will go to the warehouse stadium.
There is money in it.
Please raise the prize.
You guys are too much.
What's up?
You guys are being rude.
Don't you dare to say that to DK?
It's not what DK says.
It's the worst thing I've ever said to DK.
Hey, Shiba!
Are you going to do it?
What's up?
Come on!
Not yet.
You're going to do it.
Don't make a little embarrassed face.
I was already thinking.
I thought that there would be too many of us before 10,000 people.
Now that there are only three of us,
the salary we get will double.
There are already enough people.
You guys are being rude.
What's up?
You guys are being rude.
Let's go!
We're just being called.
You guys are being rude.
What's up?
Did you come here, too?
I have an advice for you.
I've been very excited about this since I was a kid.
I'm going to lock this exhaust that doesn't even let in any air.
Gashaconry.
It's cute that it's attached.
You can close it properly.
Now they can't escape from this exhaust.
That's right.
If we leave it as it is, it may die of gas or something.
But let's make it easy for you.
Do you know what it is if you don't tell me?
Isn't it something that sucks in air?
That's right.
Let's put this thing that sucks in air in this hole here.
Wow!
It's the only hole!
What if it can't breathe?
That's right.
The air in here will be sucked in and they will die.
You're a scary person.
Hey, you!
I was close, so it was dangerous.
It was scary.
Well, let's use it for a few more minutes.
I don't know, but in the end, the three of us will listen to each other and die!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Let's go, Shibai! Ha!
His voice is always around here.
It's small. It's a bit of a nasty sound, isn't it?
It's a very unbreakable emotion!
Yeah. It's a very unbreakable emotion!
Someone!
Should we call?
No!
It's all barion.
What?
Rock clay is rock clay.
Rock clay?
I don't need it. I don't need it anymore.
Can you block a hole with rock clay?
If you have rock clay, you can block a hole.
But even if you buy rock clay, you have to maintain the current situation.
Huh? Wait a minute!
Rock clay is not needed!
Huh?
Wait a minute! He's tall!
Huh?
Oh! Eyes! Eyes! Eyes!
Really?
His eyes are shaking!
His voice came from around here just now!
Rock clay is not needed!
Should we buy it for now?
No, no, not yet. Not yet.
You don't have to buy it.
Maybe we should still listen?
Certainly.
Rock clay is not needed!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! By the way, how much is rock clay?
It's 100 million yen!
Then we don't need it.
Let's do it right away.
Rock clay is not needed!
Let's just pick up a wall.
Now we have a special 1,000,000 yen time limit!
Cheap!
I'm just feeling it.
It's still a little expensive.
It's a little expensive, but we can't buy it!
Should we give you a discount?
Discount?
Huh? Discount?
We'll sell it for 1 million yen!
It's still a little expensive, but we can't buy it!
Rock clay worth 100 million yen is now for 1 million yen!
It's a fraud!
Tell me the price from here!
I'm sorry! It's only 50 yen!
We won't sell it!
No, it's only 50 yen! What should we do?
Then die!
No way!
Intense!
Won't it be a little cheaper?
100,000 yen is now...
You're lowering it for me, right?
Yes.
We can't do any more!
For 100,000 yen...
Not yet, not yet.
As a negotiation of the next generation...
It's natural to say "no" and then lower it.
100,000 yen is too early!
Is it from here?
No, it's not me.
100,000 yen!
Rock clay worth 100,000 yen?
Rock clay worth 100,000 yen!
Can you buy it?
It's cheap! Should we buy it?
Huh?
Is he stupid?
Can we buy it?
Help me, then!
Should we buy it?
Help me!
I'm sorry! I'm trapped in here right now!
What should we do?
Rock clay worth 100,000 yen for only one!
We won't sell it!
It's 100,000 yen cheaper!
I'll die!
Are we going to die like this?
It's annoying, but we have to clean up the dead bodies.
With a friend...
Rock clay worth 100,000 yen!
One, two...
No way we're doing this together!
From now on, the three of us will do it together!
Huh? What is this?
But this is a mystery, isn't it?
Normally, if you put your life on the line and you die, you can't do anything about it because you have money, right?
- Well, yeah. - It's a technique that says you can make a lot of money.
- Well, yeah. - And...
It's a technique that says you can buy something worth a million yen for 100,000 yen.
This "profit" isn't actually a profit at all.
- Well, yeah. - It's a technique that says it might be a profit.
- Yeah. - And furthermore...
- Most people might buy it first. - Yeah.
Now you know the strongest method of saving money that combines the three of them.
It took me a long time to find a place where I could really lock it up and make a hole in the wall.
- I see. - I see.
If you really tried to get out of the air, this was the best thing you could do.
Well, it's definitely okay for now, but...
If you really throw it away on the first night, it's not good, so...
- I'd like you to do something you can't do. - I see.
- Certainly. - Yeah.
Is it a little thin?
- It doesn't look like it. - It's negative.
Four men...
- It's so cold... - It's so cold...
- It'd be a problem if you died on your own. - Yeah.
- If you really get in this situation, you can pay us 100 million yen. - Yeah.
- You can pay us 100 million yen. - Yeah.
- You held it with a paper clay, right? - Yeah.
- I don't know if it'll come out. - Yeah.
- Certainly. - And how do you put in the paper clay?
- At that moment, you'll end up with that thing. - No, it's not open.
- I won't pay you. - It's not open.
- That's how it was. - Yes.
But, for the price, you're the winner.
- Yes. - Yes.
From your impression, you want us to announce that you're the winner.
- I guess so. - You're a nice guy.
- You're scamming us. - Scamming us.
- If you don't pay us, you can't pay us 100 million yen. - Yeah.
- You can't pay us at all. - Yeah.
- We don't know where you got it. - We don't know where you got it.
- You'll have to use the paper clay as a souvenir. - Yeah.
Please be careful not to buy things for appropriate prices and above.
Bye for now.